LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Star Shards Collected:	265	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4758	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	4
Votes:	8507	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zombie Dances:	8

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	955483	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6447	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchantments Applied:	136	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5818
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	124114	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net