LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	51708	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4030
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	257
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	3412	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchantments Applied:	88
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net