LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Farms Harvested:	888
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5468	Rune Stones Activated:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6584	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4791
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9862
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Potions Brewed:	153
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7973	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	3667	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1672
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net