LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4100
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	183
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Animals Bred:	167
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	6758
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	101232
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	4209
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mines Excavated:	1251	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2126
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net