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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2451 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
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