LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	1574
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Star Shards Collected:	77
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	1541
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7430
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	4

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net