LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	8656	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	5556
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	1397	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6481	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3443	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	5979
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	323756
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Items Found:	1918	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchantments Applied:	289	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4388
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	627353	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Potions Brewed:	148	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net