LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	261	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	6843
Animals Bred:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	5734
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Void Gems Collected:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	509

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7193	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net