LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Towns Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Underverse

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	859611	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Villages Defended:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Star Shards Collected:	68	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2005
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	2702	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7383
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9024	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2521	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5500
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3284	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	7624	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com

CoolCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

play.coolcraft.org.uk

Craft4You

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

mc-craft4you.de

Spacebug Survival Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	212
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

Connect: play.minecraft.dk

Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

Server started feb 6th 2013

Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

play.minecraft.dk