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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9165 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!