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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7544 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3570 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!