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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2624 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!