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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3244 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!