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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	79
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3795	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	5218	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9535
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	2563	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5168
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	233272
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.