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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7348 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2011 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you say “Holokek, I’m really mad right now” (but in a good way, of course)!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about exploring our enchanted forest filled with talking trees who will tell you the dankest memes of the land?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
