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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you say “Holokek, I’m really mad right now” (but in a good way, of course)!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about exploring our enchanted forest filled with talking trees who will tell you the dankest memes of the land?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
