Lolcraft: ‘/haha/ I love myself’

Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, i hate myself, LolCraft, love, Mega, off the meter, party for the living, posscraft, posshouse, pray for the dead, Speeding, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	8574
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	2270

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	9179
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4944

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Potions Brewed:	59	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5863	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net