LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	688	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Towns Built:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Towns Built:	1

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	90
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	6130
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	79

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	9558
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games