LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Paradise Chile Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1752	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1832
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Towns Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

play.paradisemc.cl

FarSkyblock

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8640	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

play.farskyblock.net

SagaCraft Brazil

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

sagacraftbr.servmine.com:32421

Universal-Rebirth

Bedwars, Economy, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9217
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

mc.universal-rebirth.de

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	307	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

mc.blocks2die.com:25692

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4531
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

worldcraft.com.br:10004

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	53536	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	540
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

play.lotusmc.net

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

mc.pridecentral.co

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1540
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

sco.minecraft.best

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

play.shantycraft.com

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

play.skittlemc.com

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	619813	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	158	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

play.adventure-kingdom.org

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	3791
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

play.wyldcraft.org

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

demonslayer.gamifun.eu

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4873
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

play.auroearth.com