LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3510

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CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

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Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

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It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3826	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

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LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	8713
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1997
Farms Harvested:	185	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	51

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crops Grown:	7736	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crops Grown:	1824	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	299577
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network