LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Votes:	4663	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1576	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Enchantments Applied:	300
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	4310

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	7414
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4478	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com