LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	960
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9012
Magic Items Found:	2886	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	683711
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	7363
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	383	Dragon Eggs Found:	5923
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Villages Defended:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9811	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	3569	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to