LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	78
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3373
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	7437	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	718043	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4686	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magic Items Found:	6861	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	68
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4970	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com