LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	83	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	352688	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3685	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Towns Built:	6

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	13

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Potions Brewed:	67
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5167
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	709	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Villages Defended:	12

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	308
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br