LolcowCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	984186	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2463	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	227
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3131	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	2376	Runes Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!