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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5743 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 131 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!