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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4638 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7104 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
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WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!