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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5482 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7173 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.
Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).
Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!