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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7901 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8322 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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