LockedOutLair | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyWordplay

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, KitPvP, Life, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Quests, RaidOrDie, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Termina, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerminaMC
Server Type	SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4213	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	6133	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3197
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	1561

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5