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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7069 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like how crazy is that?!
So yeah, forget about the boring lockdown and come join our wacky Minecraft SMP for the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.