Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	5004
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	772

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	5842	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	682

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	495678
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ores Mined:	4518	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5067	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	32
Star Shards Collected:	250	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.