Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

acceptance, adaptation, Appearance, assimilation, belonging, blending in, Community, could she, culture, Cunt, customs, Diversity, fitting in, foreigner, Identity, inclusion, integration, local ], Minecraft, pass, passer, smp, Tourist, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AtpPrisons

KitPvP, Prison

This server is a multi functional prison server where you can PvP! We will also add more games that youc an play like Kit PvP!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rpgearth

Earth, Magic, Towny, Townywars

We are RPGEarth a Survival SMP sever. We have limited lives ( can get lives back through killing things) events like KOTH and more. If you wanna join and help us in the early stages feel free to join the server or the discord listed below

https://discord.gg/58pFhkHk25

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MooseLands

KitPvP, PvP

Kit PvP server, in need of a developer. Yeah, it isn’t great. It is in progress, and that is what we are making.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ToastyGangMC Survival Creative Skyblock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Toasty Gang MC. We are a new Minecraft Server Founded on April, 27th of 2020. Our Founders were bored during the coronavirus virus quarantine and decided to start a new Minecraft server. the Server is running paper 1.15.2 and has plenty of plugins. We are currently have multiple worlds set up, currently we have a survival world creative world and Skyblock, we are a new and upcoming server that currently working on getting new members on the server feel free to join the discord. We hope too see you on the server soon

Thanks.

Toasty Gang Owners

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rede nero

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Nero Network, the most incredible server network you’ve ever encountered.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.19.4!

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival – 1.19.4:– Daily events– Skill System (mcMMO)– PvP released– Balanced economy– And much more

PvP:– Daily events– And much more

Mini-Games:– Shortly

So what are you waiting for? Come and meet each one of them!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EpicBloxMC Survival

Survival

Fun friendly survival Minecraft 1.15.2 server. this server is cracked so any one can join. Start off at a large village which is the central hub were trading with other players is allowed. you also get 60 sec of spawn protection. Any hackers will be banned/kicked from the server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

2P1W

Anarchy

The anarchy server in 2020 inspired by 2b2t. i hope we can go a decade long as 2b2t. its only 10 players no queue. version 0.10. the host system is free so there is no ability to increase the server slots i dont have paypal so i cant lauch a donation for the server slots to increase. MC Version 1.15.2

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Abases.xyz old sch

4Fun, amazing, Kit, PvP

youtube trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGpAjUwSJgg

version 1.8.8 (you can join with other version but the pvp is 1.8)

join with labymod to talk in voice chat with others

location germany, frankfurt

i created this server back in 2015, it was kitpvp then i shut it down

anyways i reopened it and i’am planning to keep it running

i hope

the server gives the feel of old school minecraft with no fancy plugins or pay to win aspects

discord link: https://discord.gg/DfSqhd4x8u

don’t join if gay or retard

i took the time to make a banner so plz join kid

i used to own a semi-anarchy server but i shut it down also maybe i will open it agian me no no

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minetilic

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Minetilic Network, the home of originality, an amazing community and many game modes to play. Meet new people, create friendships, master a gamemode and dominate the leaderboards.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	185

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RetroRomania

PvP, Survival

Survival is the default Minecraft gamemode where players explore the wilderness and gather resources in order to survive in a hostile environment. On our server you can play Surivval in harmony with others. Have fun and dont forget to vote our server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nightmarket

Multiplayer Survival, smp

~ Welcome to NightMarket! ~Are you looking for a nice survival server? Well then this is the right server!What do we offer?

– Friendly community– Support from staff– A shop to buy and sell items! { get rich 🙂 }– Skills (Mining, Fishing, etc)– Vote rewards– Boost rewards ( Crate key, kit, etc)– Better rtp.– Claims.– Sent.

!Important information!》IP: nightmarket.apexmc.co》Versions: All》Java》Online: 24/7》Discord: https://discord.gg/cAG32HJ4sE

We hope we will see you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mayhem MC

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival

Server IP: mayhemmc.net Website: https://mayhemmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/4FBnfPA

An entirely no-rules environment for players to do literally whatever they want. Hack, cheat, lie, grief – nothing is off limits.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	102

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ConplexBru

Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

survival and skyblock –1.15.2– try us out its a new server designed for a survival and skyblock server with a shop

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Celestial survival

Balanced Economy, Chill, Survival, Vanilla

Celestial Survival

⁂ Versions: 1.16.5 – 1.19.4⁂ Gamemode: Survival⁂ Cracked: Yes⁂ Economy: Balanced⁂ Atmosphere: Chill⁂ Features: ◦ Vote Rewards ◦ Frequent Events ◦ Podcast ◦ Quick Support ◦ OP Items as game progress ◦ Crates

Come join us on Celestial Survival, a new and upcoming Minecraft server with a focus on balance, community, and fun!

▪ Balanced Economy: We have a balanced economy that allows players to earn money through a variety of means, such as mining, farming, and trading. This means that no one player has an unfair advantage over another.

▪ Chill Atmosphere: We are a chill server with a friendly community. We are not here to judge or grief, just have fun and play the game.

▪ Frequent Events: We host frequent events, such as PvP tournaments, build contests, and scavenger hunts. This gives players a chance to win prizes and show off their skills.

▪ Podcast: We have a weekly podcast where we discuss the latest news and events on the server. This is a great way to stay up-to-date and learn more about the server.

▪ Quick Support: Our staff is always available to help players with any issues they may have. We want to make sure that everyone has a positive experience on our server.

▪ OP Items as game progress: As players progress through the game, they will be able to earn OP items that will give them an advantage. This will help to keep the game challenging and fun for everyone.

▪ Crates: We have a variety of crates that players can purchase with in-game currency. These crates contain a variety of items, including weapons, armor, and building materials.

We hope to see you on Celestial Survival soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tmp minecraft

4Fun, Casual, Multiplayer Survival, No Plugin, No Premium, Survival

Server IP: tmp.international

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.