come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Villages Defended: 13 Astral Projections Made: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
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