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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6428 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 952 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 795500 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!