LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	546678
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	1717	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	New Chunks Explored:	389233
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.