LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	111
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Emeralds Found:	6276
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6644

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	218
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	4461	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	2990	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.