LMAO Even Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	537901
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Potions Brewed:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	154
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	New Chunks Explored:	848759
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2170	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).