LMAO Even Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2440	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1569	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.