Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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