Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	119	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2973
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	76
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crops Grown:	9002	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	21

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	266	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	4969
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net