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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4672 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7398 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!