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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2296 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!