Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4003

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3191

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Towns Built: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 314
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Crops Grown: 6357
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 184 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Magic Items Found: 5245 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Farms Harvested: 854
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 New Chunks Explored: 79390

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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