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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5717 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Crops Grown: | 1295 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!