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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3482 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4127 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 119 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!