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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4015 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!