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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8330 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7639 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9326 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!