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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1246 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 585048 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!