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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1292 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2971 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 115 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!